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Hai I'm Chris. Im 23 and have lived in Pearl River my whole life. I graduated from Nanuet High School in 2004. I attended 2.5 years of the Multimedia program at the University of the Arts in Philadelphia from 2004-2006. I've been doing Halloween decorations since I was 8. I work at Hot Topic in the Palisades Mall. After 6 years on and off with the company during college, I am a part-time assistant manager. Before that, I worked at Tapeville USA in Nanuet Mall South. In my free time I enjoy video games, nature, and going to metal shows. I have the SkiFree sasquatch tattooed on my hip. Sega Genesis is my favorite thing ever. I use Mac. I love plain cheeseburgers and french fries. I only like music you cant understand. I'm hopelessly addicted to sour candy and VHS tapes. I like anything starring Will Ferrel or Seth Rogen. I'm an only child. There are action figures all over my room. And the walls are 100% covered with stickers and posters. My cat is my best friend and I live with my awesome parents. You can contact me at FetusFlusher@gmail.com, but I'd rather you just leave me a comment. Add me on Facebook if you'd like, but I probably will deny you if you're a stranger, so please include a message.
And oh yea, this is me last week.

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